A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks: “Hey there, do you want to go for a ride?”
“NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, ” I will give you a big bag of candy if you hop on the back.”
“NO!” says the little girl as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says: “Okay, I’m feeling generous today! I’ll give you a big bag of candy AND a handful of quarters and if you will just hop on the back of my bike and go for a ride with me.”
The little girl stopped and turned to face him and loudly and sternly tells him, “Look Dad, You’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley! So ride it by yourself!”
One Thursday Anne says, ‘There’s this thing, when I go down on my
John, his balls are always cold.’
‘Funny you should say that’, says Mary. ‘my Franks balls are always
‘EEAUUWWWWWWGHHHHHH’ says Nancy, ‘that’s disgusting.
How can you both do that?’
So her friends tell Nancy that the blow job is the best way
to keep her man from straying.
The following Thursday, Anne and Mary are in the restaurant waiting
for their friend to arrive. In walks Nancy with a huge black eye.
‘What happened to you’? ask her two friends.
‘Mike hit me’ came the reply.
‘Why?’ ask the girls.
‘I don’t know’, says Nancy, ‘I was giving him the blow job like you
told me to, and all I said was, your balls aren’t cold like Frank’s
To all you fecken people, what’s going on? I’m stuck in the cold, freezin my cookoo off. I should be in Haiti.
nic eto know I can talk to you guys once in while. Brrrrr
Brigid, where is the last post about the site being slow and nothing really going on and also How is your Mom? I was going to post to ask but it’s disappeared.
OK what’s going on is everybody too busy to wish each other a Merry Christmas?
to the Elite group of Feck it, Brigid, John, Willie Jim, (the other John), Bill, Greg, Nelson, Jenny, Johnnie, Julie, Joe, Cathy.
May your presents be bigger than ever and may the new year be the BEST ever.
chris and Florence Sanfilippo
Did we loose Willie somewhere along the way?
Do Leprechans celebrate ThanksGiving??
Does Ireland celebrate ThanksGiving? (but then what do they to be thankful about) even St. Patric was a Scotsman.
Willie don’t be Bashful say hello, and by the way WHERE IS JIM????
ARE YOU PEOPLE PARTY POOPERS???
How is everyone, haven’t herd from anyone. this is chris sanfilippo nudging you. Nudge , nudge You may speak you know.
This is an old girlfriend of mine lol
should’ve married her
Damm it’s fecken cold here, what happened just last week I was riding. Oh the downfall of reality. lol Well I hope you all went to church, (and ofcourse confessed all your sins) see if your Catholic you can do that every week. waht is everybody doing? talk to me/
too much white in here lol feel all brand new and a liitle shy lol what the feck is going on here?