A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

After following along for a while, turns to her and asks: “Hey there, do you want to go for a ride?”

“NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, ” I will give you a big bag of candy if you hop on the back.”

“NO!” says the little girl as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says: “Okay, I’m feeling generous today! I’ll give you a big bag of candy AND a handful of quarters and if you will just hop on the back of my bike and go for a ride with me.”

The little girl stopped and turned to face him and loudly and sternly tells him, “Look Dad, You’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley! So ride it by yourself!”

a joke just for STOUGHTON

One Thursday Anne says, ‘There’s this thing, when I go down on my
John, his balls are always cold.’

‘Funny you should say that’, says Mary. ‘my Franks balls are always
cold too.

‘EEAUUWWWWWWGHHHHHH’ says Nancy, ‘that’s disgusting.
How can you both do that?’

So her friends tell Nancy that the blow job is the best way
to keep her man from straying.

The following Thursday, Anne and Mary are in the restaurant waiting
for their friend to arrive. In walks Nancy with a huge black eye.

‘What happened to you’? ask her two friends.

‘Mike hit me’ came the reply.

‘Why?’ ask the girls.

‘I don’t know’, says Nancy, ‘I was giving him the blow job like you
told me to, and all I said was, your balls aren’t cold like Frank’s
and John’s.’


OK   what’s going  on  is everybody too busy to wish each other  a Merry Christmas?

  to the Elite group of Feck it,   Brigid, John, Willie Jim, (the other John), Bill, Greg, Nelson, Jenny, Johnnie, Julie, Joe, Cathy.

   May your presents  be  bigger  than ever   and  may  the new  year  be  the  BEST  ever.

  chris and Florence  Sanfilippo