A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks: “Hey there, do you want to go for a ride?”
“NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, ” I will give you a big bag of candy if you hop on the back.”
“NO!” says the little girl as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says: “Okay, I’m feeling generous today! I’ll give you a big bag of candy AND a handful of quarters and if you will just hop on the back of my bike and go for a ride with me.”
The little girl stopped and turned to face him and loudly and sternly tells him, “Look Dad, You’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley! So ride it by yourself!”
That must have been soooo hurtful. Thanks for sharing your personal experience LOL!!
Chris,
The joke was good; Mrs Roynie’s response was great! LOL.